Earlier this week, an Instagram model by the name of Sumner Stroh accused Maroon 5’s lead vocalist Adam Levine of having a year-long affair with her, contacting her about naming his forthcoming third child after her. Levine has since denied the allegations through a statement shared with TMZ, admitting he “crossed the line” and “in certain instances it became inappropriate.” Meanwhile, Stroh leaked messages the pop star had sent her, prompting lots of memes.
One person used a screenshot of Adam Levine’s messages stating “It is truly unreal how f*cking hot you are; Like it blows my mind” to recall the classic fairytale Goldilocks And The Three Bears. Another used the same screenshot to describe her MacBook after 30 minutes of use.
Goldilocks trying the first bowl of porridge pic.twitter.com/I3jzC65tM9
— curt sarj (@1664timemachine) September 21, 2022
Me to my MacBook after using it for 30 minutes pic.twitter.com/RzP9vCdbPP
— samantha bush (@takeyourzoloft) September 21, 2022
Others got more creative. One person photoshopped a three-dimensional rendering of Lara Croft from Tomb Raider upon Levine writing, “Holy f*ck; Holy f*cking f*ck; That body of yours is absurd.” Another used the same messages but instead placed a photo of the Indianapolis Colts guard Quentin Nelson squatting during his pregame stretch above them. One went as far as to edit the Levine messages themselves to say “It is truly unreal how soon the Bob’s Burgers season 13 premiere is; Like it blows my mind.”
More Adam Levine DMs have leaked. pic.twitter.com/8sryypTkTd
— Lee (@JustifyMyLee) September 21, 2022
— Barstool Indy (@barstoolindy) September 21, 2022
These must be the Adam Levine DMs everyone’s talking about. pic.twitter.com/bctOJHsM1I
— Bob’s Credits – A Bob’s Burgers Podcast (@BobsCredits) September 21, 2022
Needless to say, the internet has yet again found a way to laugh through someone else’s pain. Check out some more of the other tweets inspired by Adam Levine’s awkward DMs below.
when you nuke your leftovers in the microwave pic.twitter.com/LRh56CVa84
— dij (@DijahSB) September 21, 2022
leaked dm from adam levine (REAL!) pic.twitter.com/BEXZPaN9Af
— angie | SEEING AM TOMORROW (@hunbugged) September 21, 2022
Adam Levine in literally any 20 year old girls DM’s: pic.twitter.com/Zrea9QRZz0
— JG Dubz (@JGaltworth) September 20, 2022
these adam levine dm’s are wild! pic.twitter.com/TZeezvwT7l
— lydia chitwood (@lydiacatherinec) September 21, 2022
the adam levine DMs rock because he's a 43 year old man and all his texts sound like this pic.twitter.com/GDxb7Wj5G2
— harry styles CIA handler (@inherentvibes) September 21, 2022