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Trevor Noah Sliced And Diced Joe Rogan For ‘Dropping The N-Word Like He Bought In Bulk At Costco’

Trevor Noah recently couldn’t believe that he found Joe Rogan’s Covid-misinformation apology (in response to Spotify’s decision to add a “content advisory” warning to his podcast) to be “pretty dope” and “refreshing.” In the process, The Daily Show host stressed that this wasn’t a defense of Rogan’s habit of dropping misinformation, only that he appreciated the thoughtful pledge to do better. However, Noah certainly didn’t climb onboard with Rogan’s subsequent apology, which followed Page Six‘s reporting on a viral compilation of Rogan using the N-word, uh, a lot.

In a video statement, Rogan expressed his regret and shame over the video and admitted that this “looks f*cking horrible, even to me,” but he insisted that that compilation was gathered “out of context” from 12 years of his content. At around the 2:00 min mark above, though, Noah confirmed that he’s not buying that train of thought, especially since the use of the N-word by Rogan was so voluminous. The Joe Rogan Experience host was “dropping the N-word like he bought it in bulk at Costco,” as Noah described things, and he continued:

“If there’s ever a video of you saying the ‘N’ word that many times, you better pray one of two things: Either, you’re a Black person or you’re a dead man from history. Because then the worst thing they can do is take your statue down… and move it into a museum.”

Noah also took a moment to point out a part of video compilation where Rogan discussed going to see Planet of the Apes, and boy, that discussion took a turn. As Rogan discussed the neighborhood where he saw the film, the host proclaimed, “We walked intoPlanet of the Apes. We walked into Africa. We walked into the film, and there was no white people.” And in response, Noah declared, “That’s O.G. racism… That’s on the Mount Rushmore of racism. ‘Black people are apes’ is right next to burning crosses and every Bugs Bunny cartoon from the 1940s.”

Watch the full Noah response above.

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Nick Cannon Has So Many Kids That Kevin Hart Sent Him A Condom Vending Machine For Valentine’s Day

Nick Cannon has seven kids with four women, spawning the meme among fans that he’s notoriously prolific. For instance, when Cannon responded to Saweetie’s tweet about wanting kids with a raised hand emoji, commenters lit up Twitter with jokes about keeping him away from her. While he insisted the tweet was innocent fun, it looks like no one is taking chances. Now, one of Cannon’s fellow multi-hyphenate standup veterans is also stepping up to help slow down the hip-hop Genghis Khan.

Kevin Hart, who previously trolled Cannon with a billboard sharing his phone number while offering his services as a fatherhood advisor, sent Nick a Valentine’s Day gift to help him keep his child support payments under control: a vending machine loaded with condoms. Cannon posted a photo of the gift to Instagram, although he didn’t initially reveal who sent it to him. “Looks like somebody just sent me an early Valentine’s Day gift!!” he wrote. “Vending Machine full of Magnums!”

Of course, Hart wanted to make sure everyone knew who was responsible, so he reposted Cannon’s pic with his own caption. “I see u got my gift @nickcannon,” he gloated. “GOTCHA BITCH!!!!!! ….Now u don’t have an excuse because the condoms are free.”

It looks like the next move in the duo’s ongoing prank war belongs to Nick, but he’ll have to work hard to top this.

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All The Best New Indie Music From This Week

Indie music has grown to include so much. It’s not just music that is released on independent labels, but speaks to an aesthetic that deviates from the norm and follows its own weirdo heart. It can come in the form of rock music, pop, or folk. In a sense, it says as much about the people that are drawn to it as it does about the people that make it.

Every week, Uproxx is rounding up the best new indie music from the past seven days. This week we got the return of Red Hot Chili Peppers, the anticipated new album from Mitski, and a return to form for Animal Collective. Check out the rest of the best new indie music below.

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Mitski – Laurel Hell

Mitski was very close to quitting music altogether after the conclusion of the Be The Cowboy tour in 2019. Lucky for us, she has graced us with another new project just three years later, featuring some of her poppiest songs to date created in collaboration with Dan Wilson, one of the top hired guns in the business whose past credits include tracks with Adele and Taylor Swift. Laurel Hell as an album seems to revolve around a central conflict, according to Steven Hyden for Uproxx: “Is this a full-blown bid for pop superstardom? Or is it a subversive spin on the idea of a pop record akin to Mitski’s other work?”

Animal Collective – Time Skiffs

It’s been 13 years since Animal Collective released Merriweather Post Pavilion, and the newly released Time Skiffs might be their best record since. “After two difficult (though in my estimation underrated) records, Time Skiffs is the sequel to Merriweather Post Pavilion that many fans probably would have wanted a decade ago,” Steven Hyden wrote for Uproxx. All told, Time Skiffs features some of Animal Collective’s most straightforward music to date, that might allow them to win over new fans while still satisfying the veterans.

Black Country, New Road – Ants From Up There

Despite some release week drama, Black Country, New Road’s hotly anticipated sophomore album Ants From Up Here has finally arrived, and it is a stunner. The album sounds quite unlike anything that has been released in recent memory, and is reminiscent of Arcade Fire’s Funeral in terms of its grand vision and evocative execution that leaves the listener feeling an overwhelming sense of wonder even after the album concludes.

Red Hot Chili Peppers – “Black Summer”

You have to respect Red Hot Chili Peppers’ commitment to the bit. “Black Summer” is the first preview of Unlimited Love, the legendary band’s first new album since 2016’s The Getaway, and their first with guitarist John Frusciante in the fold since 2006’s Stadium Arcadium. But all that being said, is Anthony Kiedis singing in an Irish accent here? Are the Chili Peppers trying to capitalize on the TikTok sea shanty trend, more than a year after the fact? It doesn’t matter either way, it’s just great to hear the band back in action again with slick riffs and Flea’s signature funky bass lines.

Lucy Dacus – “Kissing Lessons”

Lucy Dacus took an innovative approach to releasing her new single, “Kissing Lessons,” opting to make the song only available via phone call before sharing it widely on streaming services. The songs is what Derrick Rossignol calls for Uproxx “a brief one, clocking in at under two minutes, and Dacus uses that time to tell a story about learning the ins and outs of smooching from a childhood friend.”

Illuminati Hotties – “Sandwich Sharer”

Illuminati Hotties released one of 2021’s best albums with Let Me Do One More. Now, ahead of the band’s anticipated headlining tour in support of the album, Sarah Tudzin has released another new song to celebrate the tour’s kick-off. “Sandwich Sharer” tells the story of Tudzin searching for someone to match her chaotic energy, and fittingly “teeters between slow and sparse and quick-tempoed and bombastic,” writes Carolyn Droke for Uproxx.

Arlo Parks – “Softly”

After her debut album, Collapsed In Sunbeams was awarded a Mercury Prize and nominated for a Grammy, Arlo Parks has returned with her first new music of 2022. “Softly” is “about how it feels to brace yourself before the blow of a break up and reminisce about the days where it all felt luminous,” Parks explained in a statement. Despite the tentative subject matter, the track unfolds in an upbeat fashion with gorgeous production flourishes and pristine storytelling.

Sasami – “Call Me Home”

Sasami’s self-titled 2019 debut was marked the Los Angeles singer-songwriter as a force to be reckoned with, and she is now ready to follow it up with Squeeze. “Call Me Home,” the latest offering from the LP, is what Derrick Rossignol calls for Uproxx “a perfect blend of folk-rock serenity and shoegazing heaviness.” It’s a song about the tendency to blow one’s life up just to trick their brain into feeling something after a long period of emotional vacancy.

Young Guv – “Good Time”

Despite making a name in the pummeling hardcore punk scene, Ben Cook’s music released under the name Young Guv is nothing but pleasant. The forthcoming Guv III is comprised of driving power-pop numbers that will surely be great soundtracks for spring drives when the weather starts to warm up. “Good Time” is a beautiful love song that features instantly enveloping vocal harmonies reminiscent of classic Laurel Canyon artists of the ’70s.

Glacier Veins – “Autonomy”

Portland, Oregon dream punk outfit Glacier Veins have announced their sophomore album, Lunar Reflection, which is due out in March. Over a wall of guitars (and an eventual guitar solo! Nice!), the album’s single “Autonomy” illustrates the band’s pristine production and the power of Malia Endres’ vocals, firmly establishing Glacier Veins as a band to watch in 2022.

Some artists covered here are Warner Music artists. Uproxx is an independent subsidiary of Warner Music Group.

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Director Sian Heder Can’t Quite Believe Her ‘CODA‘ Is A Best Picture Nominee

Gosh, what a story for CODA, a movie about the children of deaf parents. It’s been over a year since it premiered at the virtual Sundance Film Festival. At the time, it received dynamite reviews, but was there really any chance it could come out of this all virtual film festival (back when we weren’t really used to that) and maintain enough chatter to even have a shot at something from the Academy Awards? But, here we are and CODA has been nominated for three Academy Awards, including Best Picture.

Director Sian Heder says she had dreams the last two nights that her film did not get nominated. (To be fair, that is a much better scenario than the opposite, wherein the dreams they get the nominations, then nothing in reality.) And talking with her this morning, she sounds, well, pretty flabbergasted. She joked her daughter would make fun of her for all the Q&As she did in support of this film over the last few months. Well, guess what, those Q&As paid off and now she’s the director of a Best Picture nominee. (It’s pretty hard not to root for a film like CODA.)

How are you? Oh yeah, you’re good actually. Why did I even ask that?

Really good. Such a funny question.

I know. That was my fault.

What if I was like, “I don’t know. Today kind of sucks”? It’s also hilarious. I’m trying to celebrate, but also make my kid’s school lunch. And she needs a hundred things to take to school today because it’s the hundredth day of school. So I’m trying to count a hundred beans. As we’re celebrating an Oscars nomination.

So you’re not going to pull a George C. Scott and refuse the nomination?

Yeah, not really my style.

I saw this at Sundance a year ago. Do you think about that experience, and then leading to today at all? Because it’s even hard for me to wrap my head around all that had to happen.

I mean, I was thinking about that today. The night before our Sundance premiere, where I was just roaming nervously around my house, feeling like, God, I hope this movie sells. I hope it sells to someone. I hope one buyer wants it. Yes, it’s so insane to think about the journey it’s taken over the last year. And also it was just such a scrappy movie to make. I mean, it was such a hard film to make. And it was a little indie movie and the crew just busted their asses to make this movie happen and people poured their hearts into it. It’s just so exciting to see this happen.

With the virtual Sundance, a lot of people saw this movie last year. I wonder if that also helped. Does that make sense?

It was like the democratization of Sundance. It was such a beautiful thing, because Sundance is often this kind of elite industry thing that the people who can come to Park City participate in and nobody else can. And yes, it was amazing to have a Sundance where my parents and their friends were at Sundance. The captain of the boat that we used in Gloucester and his entire fishing family got to be at Sundance. And so I think in a way, especially for a film like this that has touched so many different people and tapped into so many different audiences, I think it was an amazing way to watch.

If you just say the plot of the movie out loud before people knew about it, some people might think, “Oh, this is a drama.”

It’s hilarious. It’s hilarious. How do you get people to invest in a deaf fishing musical?

Because people might think it sounds like it’s going to be a movie that you’re going to be a better person after you watch it, but maybe not realizing it’s so accessible and so funny. And you have to get that across.

I just wanted to make a film. I think I never want to make a film that’s messaging something to people. You just want to tell a great story about characters that people fall in love with and I think the subversive part of this film is that the reason it feels like a step forward in terms of representation is because these characters are relatable and funny. And this dad feels like your dad, or your friend’s dad. I think it’s the normalizing of this family – and making them feel specific and flawed and messy in the way that real families are – that has touched people and made them connect with it. And by connecting with it, suddenly they’re connecting with deaf culture and with ASL, and this community that hasn’t been part of mainstream culture.

So take me through last night. How were you feeling? What were you thinking the odds were? Were you feeling okay?

Oh my God. I didn’t believe. I’ve had a dream for the past two nights that we got nothing. Both nights.

Well, this way’s better, right? It’s worse to have the dream you get it and then it doesn’t happen.

You’re right, you’re right. Totally, totally. Yes, I think my subconscious was preparing me. It just felt too big to be real, and also I was just trying to mitigate. I was like, “I don’t care, I don’t care, I don’t care.” Oh my God, I care so much!

Right.

So, yesterday, I think it just hit me how much I did want this to happen, and especially for Troy. I think I remember finishing the film and thinking, God, I wish this film would make Troy Kotsur a star. If I could do one thing, I would want that to happen from this film. And to see that happen and to get to FaceTime with him this morning and dance in our kitchens and cry together.

Oh, that’s great.

It’s such a beautiful thing. And for my whole cast, this is so big. People really believed in this project and worked really hard to make it happen, but nobody saw us ending up here.

How did you keep this movie in the conversation for basically a year to get to this point?

I mean, every time I’m leaving the house, my six-year-old says to me, “Where are you going, mom, a Q&A?”

Well, you know what? It paid off.

It was actually pretty joyful. Because I think, look, this movie came out during the pandemic. We never got to celebrate together. We never got to enjoy as a team talking about the film and sharing our experience. This is a cast that genuinely loves each other. And so it feels like a family. And the fact that we did get to go and talk about the film and be together and share our journey, and it’s a journey that I wanted to share because I really want to model how this kind of process can happen. How you can create an accessible set where hearing artists can work with deaf artists and everyone can be communicating and making something together.

And so sharing our process felt really important, because it felt like we were modeling a way that it can be done. I didn’t really have that model going into this process. We had to discover a lot on our own about how it could work, and so I think to create that environment on a set and realize how successful it can be, and hopefully inspire other people to do the same.

CODA is currently streaming via Apple TV+. You can contact Mike Ryan directly on Twitter.

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Howard Stern Would Really Like Al Michaels To Open The Super Bowl With A Pro-Vaccine Message

Howard Stern has been a vocal critic of anti-vaxxers, even going so far to call out Meat Loaf‘s family for not pushing people to get vaccinated following the singer reportedly dying of COVID. It’s an issue that Stern has been relentless about, so naturally, the shock jock took a shot at getting the Super Bowl to encourage people to get the jab.

While hosting Al Michaels on a recent episode of his show, Stern asked the veteran sports broadcaster to kick off his Super Bowl broadcast by encouraging the big game’s millions of viewers to get vaccinated. Via Mediaite:

“No one’s there to hear your opinion I get all that — but Al please, when you’re on there and you got 100 million people tell them to get vaccinated for Christ’s sake, you know what I mean?” Stern pleaded. “Don’t you ever wish you could just like sort of break out and say what you feel? Wouldn’t it be great to advocate a bit?”

Unfortunately, Stern’s suggestion fell on deaf ears. Despite the public healthy benefits, Michaels argued that’s not what that audience wants to hear on Sunday night.

“You’re right when people tune in to watch the game, they want to watch the game,” Michaels said while shutting Stern’s suggestion down. He later explained, “The structure of what’s happening in the middle of the game doesn’t allow you to do that. And all that would do is piss a lot of people off if you go in that direction.”

(Via Mediaite)

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NBC Wants Leslie Jones To Keep Doing Her Fan-Favorite Olympics Commentary

Just 24 hours after comedian Leslie Jones said she would stop posting her popular (and hilarious) Olympics commentary, NBC has stepped in to clear the air.

“We have resolved the situation. She is free to do her social media posts as she has done in the past,” Hughes told The Associated Press. “She is a super fan of the Olympics and we are super fans of her.”

Jones tweeted earlier this week that her popular Olympics live-tweeting had been routinely taken down and reported on the site. NBC sites a “3rd party error” for the mistake, as they crack down on copyrighted videos over social media. Fans of the Saturday Night Live alum tweeted out their frustration wit the network for not letting her continue her popular Tweet series, which she has been doing since the 2016 Rio Olympics.

Jones has been an outspoken fan of the games and was even invited to the 2016 and 2018 games as an official correspondent. “I have watched olympics since I could walk lol. Me and my dad. So this is from my heart. Y’all should be asking @NBCSports why they don’t see that. And think they can replace me with just anyone. Again not saying I was first just saying it’s frustrating. @TeamUSA”

From now on, it looks like Jones will be free to continue with her outspoken commentary, hilariously filming herself discussing the competitions outfits, rules and sometimes absurdity of the games. On of her videos recently went viral again when she watched the athletes compete in luge, commenting “What sweet madness is this?”

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Kanye West Demands An Apology From The Whole Kardashian Family, Only To Delete It Moments Later

The saga of Kanye West’s feud against his ex-wife’s family continued as Kanye posted a demand for a public apology from the Kardashians over allegedly not being told where his daughter Chicago’s birthday party was being held. He’s been fuming about this for a few weeks now, but today, he vented his frustration on Instagram, writing, “I still need a public apology from the entire family for this. You [give] everything you got to someone then they try to bully you and then say they won’t apologize. It’s up till they all take accountability. Every woman there including Cory [Gamble, Kris Jenner’s boyfriend].”

In addition to the caption, Kanye attached a screenshot of a text conversation, presumably one of the Kardashians or Jenners, in which he wrote, “I still need an apology for you not giving me the address to my daughter’s party.” Per Buzzfeed, he not only tagged several members of the extended family but also accounts such as Barack Obama’s, The Ellen DeGeneres Show‘s, Hillary Clinton’s, Jeff Bezos’, and Kamala Harris’. Kanye then deleted the post moments later.

The latest round in the tiff was sparked over Kanye’s complaint that Kim and their daughter North have a shared TikTok account from which they post trivial content like them dancing to trends or North savagely roasting her mom. However, when Kim noted her belief that Kanye’s online attacks would be more harmful to their daughter than allowing her to wear makeup and post videos online, Kanye ramped up his own campaign, accusing her of putting a hit on him and that she wouldn’t allow him to take their kids to a basketball game in his hometown.

Kanye’s behavior has drawn mixed reactions from social media personalities like Candace Owens, who defended his stance against TikTok, and Azealia Banks, who railed against him and the people “making excuses” for his behavior.

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A Vagabonding Travel Couple Shares Their Guide To Florence, Italy

When people think “Italy” they think freshly-made pasta, stunning architecture, historical sightseeing, and, for many, romance. For Scott and Collette Stohler — the husband and wife co-creators and storytellers behind Roamaroo, an immersive social media experience that specializes in travel and relationships — no city embodies those qualities quite like Florence.

The Stohlers — who create content on YouTube and their social media platforms — have been all over the world, but they keep going back to Florence. Naturally, we asked them to share their guide to the City of Lilies with us.

WHY FLORENCE?

Walking through the city of Florence is like walking through history itself. As the cradle of the Renaissance, it is known as the home to some of the most important names in Western art, science, and architecture including Michelangelo, Da Vinci, and Brunelleschi. In modern times, it’s a feast for the senses. From the incredible art museums and galleries to the delectable restaurants to the pure romance of the city, it’s easy to fall for Florence.

What’s one thing that every first-time visitor should see or do in Florence?

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Every first-time visitor to Florence should cross the Arno River and head up to Piazzale Michelangelo to watch the sunset over the city. This piazza offers panoramic views of the city and Arno River. While it’s not a secret amongst Florentines or photographers, it is one of the most magnificent views that one can experience in Florence. We highly recommend bringing a bottle of wine to add to the experience.

Where to get the best classic Italian dishes in town?

Florence is a city for foodies. For the best pasta in Firenze, head to Osteria Cinghiale Bianco where we highly recommend the pappardelle al ragu di cinghiale (wild boar ragu), the taglierini al tartufo (truffles), and the sformatino di cipolle con besciamella di formaggio e tartufo fresco (a cheese and onion flan). If you can only order one thing here, order the cheese and onion flan. Trust us.

One of our favorite pizzas in the world is at Pizzeria Antica Porta. This pizza is crisp and delicious and it’s all served in a completely unpretentious atmosphere. For incredible cured meats and cheese, head to La Prosciutteria and top it off with a crisp Aperol Spritz.

Best bar in Florence to sip on a Bellini or Aperol Spritz?

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Our favorite bar in Florence is the La Terrazza Bar at the Hotel Continentale. This rooftop bar sits atop of a medieval tower and offers spectacular views of the Arno River and Ponte Vecchio. While the atmosphere is unparalleled, the mixologists at La Terrazza take the experience to a whole new level. La Terrazza is the perfect place to enjoy aperitivo, a cultural ritual for the Italians that whets the appetite with a cocktail and appetizers. We highly recommend ordering an Aperol Spritz, or just about anything on the menu.

Best way to take in the city’s art scene?

Walking through Florence is like walking through one large open-air museum. There are endless opportunities to admire art here, but we highly recommend taking your time to visit the Uffizi Gallery, Accademia Gallery (home to Michelangelo’s David), and the Pitti Palace. We also recommend hiking to the top of the Duomo. You can buy all of your tickets online and we recommend going as early as possible.

Coolest hotel or place to stay in Florence?

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We absolutely love staying at the Hotel Lungarno, a five-star hotel owned by the Ferragamo family. It’s located on the Oltrarno, the area South of the Arno River, which translates to “beyond the Arno.” While it’s just steps away from the Ponte Vecchio and the heavily touristed sites of Florence, it feels like your own private enclave. We highly recommend booking a river view room, a dining experience at the on-site Michelin-starred restaurant, Borgo San Jacopo, and aperitivo rooftop cocktails at their sister hotel, The Hotel Continentale.

Best time of year to visit?

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While Florence is magical in any season, autumn is by far the best time of year to visit Florence. As the summer crowds dissipate and the temperatures begin to cool, it’s easy to fall in love with Florence. Florence is a very walkable city and visitors will enjoy the crisper temperatures as they walk along the Arno River or watch an unforgettable sunset at Piazzale Michelangelo.

A unique experience to do in Florence?

For a unique experience in Florence, head just out of the city and go truffle hunting with Giulio the Truffle Hunter. Hunt for prized Tuscan truffles in the Italian forest with Giulio and his trusty truffle-hunting dog. Then, feast on these magnificent truffles as your eyes gaze upon the city of Florence.

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‘Very Hittable’ Pete Davidson Referred To Kim Kardashian As His Girlfriend For The First Time

While everyone is busy gushing and/or crying about the 2022 Oscar Nominees, comedian and ferry boat aficionado Pete Davidson quietly discussed Kim Kardashian with People, no-so-subtly calling her his girlfriend for the first time.

When asked how Pete handles fame (which is seemingly what everyone has been asking him for the past three years or so) the SNL regular said he is a pretty laid-back guy when he’s not working. “Most of my daily life is getting into cars and showing up to a set,” Davidson said, “Or, if I’m off, I just either hang with my friends or chill with my girlfriend inside. So I don’t do much.” This is the first time Davidson has publicly addressed Kardashian as his significant other. He has yet to comment on Kanye West wanting to beat his ass.

The two have been allegedly together since Kardashian hosted SNL in October, after they played Aladdin and Jasmine in a sketch. Kardashian’s ex Kanye does not approve. Davidson didn’t say anything else about Kardashian, but he has a prayer candle that looks suspiciously like the businesswoman on the table behind him, next to a bong. Who knew the man was so religious?!

In regards to his fame, Davidson insists his life hasn’t changed much “Once in a while, someone will scream something at you, or it might be hard to get Dunkin’ Donuts. But other than that, it’s pretty fine.”

True, but that never stopped Ben Affleck.

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With ‘Dilla Time,’ Author Dan Charnas Aims To Give The Pioneering Producer His Due

Black Thought once called J Dilla the greatest hip-hop producer of all time but if you asked the average hip-hop fan, they might not be able to name one song the Detroit beatmaker produced. That’s something that’s hard to countenance, let alone, contemplate as a longtime fan of not only hip-hop but of the unique, groundbreaking style that Dilla pioneered.

Enter Dan Charnas. A hip-hop everyman who’s worked in radio and as a label executive (he even produced my beloved Golden Age musical drama, The Breaks, which was gone too soon), Charnas is a veteran of both the culture and the industry of hip-hop whose 2010 book The Big Payback is a vital read for any adherent of either the culture or the industry. In fact, I consider it required reading for any hip-hop journalist and side-eye anyone who tries to write about the business behind the music without reading it.

Charnas’ new book, Dilla Time, seeks to correct the egregious oversight mentioned above regarding the trailblazing producer by not only biographing Dilla’s life and career but also by breaking down the musical science behind his greatest innovation – what Charnas calls “Dilla time.” This is the distinctive time signature of Dilla’s drum programming which backed rap styles like The Pharcyde’s “Runnin’,” A Tribe Called Quest’s “Word Play,” Q-Tip’s solo album Amplified, Common’s Like Water For Chocolate, Slum Village’s Fantastic, Vol. 2, and many, many more pivotal projects from across the hip-hop and neo-soul landscape, as well as inspiring everyone from Pharrell Williams to Kanye West to Drake.

And if that greatly abridged list still doesn’t impress you with the impact that Dilla had on music, consider that you’ve likely heard his innovations without ever knowing it. Anyone who tunes into the Lofi Girl YouTube radio station to bob their head along to “Beats To Study To” is hearing J Dilla. His sound is ubiquitous but has been divorced from his legacy. Dilla Time aims to fix that. During a Zoom call with Charnas, we discussed that titanic but overlooked legacy, the importance of pairing art with science, and why this kind of storytelling is so critical to ensuring the accuracy of hip-hop’s historical record.

Just from jump, that first chapter is enough to tell me that this book is a banger and a half. First of all, any story involving Questlove is going to be good, right? Quest stories are great. The way you preface the story of Dilla Detroit Hip-Hop with this idea of something being wrong is fascinating to me. Why was that where you wanted to start with the story of J Dilla?

Well, that’s where I started, right? The book started that way because in many ways that was my starting point. I went in the summer of 1999 to Detroit for the very first time to work with him. Me and Chino XL flew out. We drove out to Conant Gardens down to The Basement. Dilla is there. You know, Chino puts his arm around me like, “Yo, you don’t understand. This kid. He’s been harassing me to come work with you.” Chino is kind of standing with J by the NPC behind the bar, and I get the nerve to ask “So how do you get your bass tones?”, and Chino is right next to him. Chino says, “Don’t tell him.”

Six months later, I’m back in LA. And of course, we’re mixing the album and my listening environment is my car. So I’m taking the discs or the cassettes out to my car to listen to them just so I can hear how they sound. So Chino had done this song with James called “Don’t Say A Word” and it’s on the album. You can hear it. I’m listening to the track and I’m like, “What’s going on with those drums?” Like, “Are those high hats swung? Something’s wrong here. What’s going on?” So it was that moment I literally took it into my studio and put it up on the digital audio workstation, lined the waveforms up with the grid, and realized the high hats were not swung. They were right on time but they sound swung because he’s shifting the snare earlier. Why is he doing that? How’s he doing that? And so my initial reaction mirrors the reactions of a lot of different folks, and some people say, “It’s wrong but I like it.”

Something that the book does that I think is absolutely spectacular is the diagram representing regular time, swing time, and Dilla time, comparing it to a map of Detroit. Honestly, Dan, that’s Dilla-level thinking.

You needed to see it, right? It’s difficult to write about music well, but I can show you. That is one of the things where it’s like, “a picture is worth a thousand words.” When I first started teaching a little segment on Dilla to my pop music history course, when I first started teaching in 2013, 2014… I teach like a hundred really important key figures in the last a hundred years of pop music. Innovators, influencers… so Dilla was one of them. Mostly because I knew that these kids actually liked this kind of stuff. And I had been sort of secretly pissed for years listening to people described Dilla’s genius as only “he turned off the quantized function.”

So you know, a lot of projects just start with, “Yo, gotta do something about this sh*t.” So that was the beginning of the J Dilla lecture, and then the J Dilla course in 2017. And then after that, I was like, “Alright, I guess I’m going to do this sh*t.” And it really started as a tiny book about musical science. And a colleague of mine had this incredible visual system for representing rhythm that required no musical notation. I want anybody to be able [to grasp the concept].. I mean, that’s what I was trying to do with The Big Payback. I don’t care if it’s hip-hop. It’s a great story, well told. That’s what I’m trying to do. I just want everybody to be able to understand the genius. Even if you don’t know what a breakbeat is. I’m going to tell you what a breakbeat is.

I always ask this because I know that everybody gets bored answering the same questions over and over again, bringing up the same stories over and over again. Is there anything that you’ve ever wanted to talk about in an interview that no one’s ever asked?

I guess the other is that you have to understand that what JD did, his genius was completely unprotected by law. He was a master at sampling. And yet, the legality of master use is such that he could create this amazing piece of art. And if the owners of the master and the owners of the song that was sampled, don’t want to license what he did, he couldn’t put it out.

And it is high time that we develop a compulsory licensing for master use. We have a compulsory license for publishing. In other words, if I write the song and I put it out, “Rocket Man” by Elton John and Bernie Taupin. If Aaron, you want to do your cover version of that — I’m not sure I would buy that cover version — but let’s say you want to put it out, they couldn’t stop you. Nobody could stop you from f*cking up that song because there is something called a compulsory mechanical license that says, “As long as you pay Elton John and Bernie Taupin the statutory rate, Aaron gets to remake ‘Rocket Man.’ And I’m going to expect you to do that version, post it on the internet. But again, what I’m saying is we don’t have a process like that for master use. But we have Shazam.

If nobody takes away anything else, what is the one thing you want people to take away from this book about J Dilla, about music, about hip-hop, about just America?

I don’t know if I can boil it down to one thing, but I will say that the prime directive of this book was to actually explain how this beat maker created a new time feel that didn’t really exist before him. And to say it definitively and to put his name on it, because I saw him becoming a footnote in his accomplishments.

“Lo-fi beats to study to,” and Lord knows they’re everywhere. I was in the office getting my booster shot, in the office, put on the TV, the lo-fi beats and the little girl, bobbing her head. And I was just like, “This is crazy.”

And I don’t even know what that means, because Jay Dee’s stuff…

It wasn’t lo-fi at all.

Donuts, my God, that is incredible sound.

Dilla Time is out now via Macmillan Publishers. You can get it here.